instant-amnesia:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen

(Source: rad-url, via damnitcapaldi)


7 hours ago // 175,585 notes
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


18 hours ago // 60,317 notes
mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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your url really suits you actualucifer

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20 hours ago // 101,059 notes
gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle