When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it Uknown (via exoticwild)

(Source: cudah, via raymon-osis)


8 hours ago // 18,375 notes
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via keeyruh)


8 hours ago // 592,607 notes

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

(via keeyruh)


8 hours ago // 446,642 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]
amoyed:

I want him to tear my ass open so wide that when a hurricane hits land civilians can take shelter in my asshole

ttyl, brb, talk to you tomorrow should be an illegal way of saying bye on texts


8 hours ago // 1 note